Written by Kriti Saraswat |Updated : February 8, 2018 10:47 AM IST
If you thought pick-up lines like Is your dad a terrorist because you are a bomb! or Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? were the lowest of the low, you are mistaken! There s a whole bunch of new pick-lines that will make these lines feel like poetry to your ears. Here are 20 of the worst, cheesiest, most gross lines that guys should never use unless they want to get punched.
#1 Is your body from McDonald s? Because I m lovin it!
#2 Feel my sweater, it s made of boyfriend material.
#3 I m lost, can I get directions to your heart?
#4 Did you buy your pants on sale? Because at my place they d be 100% off!
#5 Babe, you turn my software into hardware.
#6 Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
#7 You should wear space pants because your ass is out of this world!
#8 My love for you is like diarrhoea, I can t hold it in.
#9 Is your name Google? Because you have everything I m searching for.
#10 You are 9 on 10 and I m the 1 you need!
#11 Are you religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
#12 Are you a baker? You ve got nice buns!
#13 Do you have a band-aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.
#14 Your reports just came in and you lack in vitamin ME.
#15 Did you just sit on sugar? You have a pretty, sweet ass.
#16 I put the STD in STUD!
#17 Your body has 206 bones. Want another one?
#18 I lost my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
#19 You know what you d look great in? My arms!
#20 Thank god I have insurance because your body caused a dent in my pants.
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