Imagine you think you have a cough or cold or a sore body ache which seem very similar to some of the swine flu symptoms mentioned by the media. What do you do? You open the government's Swine Flu website and scroll down to your state's helpline. Well turns out if you're from Maharasthra there isn't a helpline at all. Which is ironic considering that Maharashtra has the most number of swine flu cases in the country. Ever since the swine flu menace reared its ugly head Govt health officials have repeatedly said that there is nothing to 'worry about'.