We go all out when it comes to baby gear. You have to have everything that makes parenting easy, or makes your baby look even cuter, right? But somethings are plain absurd! Here's a list.
Fancy vomit bags: Kids throw up a lot. And every mother carries a few plastic bags at all times. But do you really need patterned and fancy barf bags, whose main job is to catch vomit and be thrown in the trash?!
Baby wigs and bangs: Agreed, not every child is born with a gorgeous head of hair, but they are cute just the way they are. I don't understand what posses parents to buy baby wigs!
Temperature check duckie: There's a duck which you can use to check the temperature of bath water for your child. Because clearly your sense of touch is dead.
Baby cologne: You know babies smell great, right? That sweet, slightly addicitve smell of babies that mothers love is apparently not good enough. And that is why baby cologne!
Baby walking harness: It is a harness your baby can wear and you can hold to help the baby walk. Handy. All you will have to do is help your baby in and out of it about 117 times, and walk behind your baby holding the harness. Or you could do the old school way of holding your baby's hands and help her walk.